the time zone advantage

I'll do anything for a chat. Even in the most dire of stressful weeks, you can count on me for a coffee break. Unfortunately, my desires for chats aren't always reciprocated. So this is a collection of thoughts, puns and otherwise distracting material for the times when my housemates just aren't in the mood for my tomfoolery.
Thanks friend! (or more likely, thanks gravham, who is likely my only reader.. on that note, see you in Montreal lil drape)

PS. the name is from my geography (Halifax).. I am in the most time-zone advantaged part of the country, since I get to experience every hour first.
And I get to vote first on election day, it's quite an advantageous situation indeed!
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This weekend I crossed a goal off my bucket list, after finishing my first half marathon. I wasn’t planning to run one, and didn’t tell anyone I was attempting it (in case it didn’t work out) but I don’t think I’ve ever been prouder of myself (which is a shame, since pride is a deadly sin I suppose). Maybe training for a full should be in the long term goals list.. 

This weekend I crossed a goal off my bucket list, after finishing my first half marathon. I wasn’t planning to run one, and didn’t tell anyone I was attempting it (in case it didn’t work out) but I don’t think I’ve ever been prouder of myself (which is a shame, since pride is a deadly sin I suppose). Maybe training for a full should be in the long term goals list.. 

This legitimately bothers Australians and Kiwis .. they are not bears!  I can’t bear the idea of calling koalas anything else though 

This legitimately bothers Australians and Kiwis .. they are not bears! 

I can’t bear the idea of calling koalas anything else though 

Finally rereading The Phantom Tollbooth  This is the book that introduced my love of puns and worldplay (apologies to all of my friends and acquaintances)  One of those books that makes you wonder why it’s in the children’s section, just so remarkably clever!  “It’s bad enough wasting time without killing it.”  “The most important reason for going from one place to another is to see what’s in between.”  “Now and then, though, someone does begin to grow differently. Instead of down, his feet grow up toward the sky. But we do our best to discourage awkward things like that.” What happens to them?” insisted Milo.Oddly enough, they often grow ten times the size of everyone else,” said Alec thoughtfully, “and i’ve heard that they walk among the stars.” 

Finally rereading The Phantom Tollbooth 

This is the book that introduced my love of puns and worldplay (apologies to all of my friends and acquaintances) 

One of those books that makes you wonder why it’s in the children’s section, just so remarkably clever! 

“It’s bad enough wasting time without killing it.” 

“The most important reason for going from one place to another is to see what’s in between.” 

“Now and then, though, someone does begin to grow differently. Instead of down, his feet grow up toward the sky. But we do our best to discourage awkward things like that.” 
What happens to them?” insisted Milo.
Oddly enough, they often grow ten times the size of everyone else,” said Alec thoughtfully, “and i’ve heard that they walk among the stars.” 

People like Paula Deen make type 1 diabetics look bad  

If I could do this, I might be more inclined to actually go to the gym today.. lazzzy

If I could do this, I might be more inclined to actually go to the gym today.. lazzzy

(Source: microsoftwerd)

Home soon!  just gotta survive an APA lab and a biopsychology exam, times like these I question my major (a degree in storytelling is looking pretty nice right now) 

Home soon! 

just gotta survive an APA lab and a biopsychology exam, times like these I question my major (a degree in storytelling is looking pretty nice right now) 

an intense ewe 

an intense ewe 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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